SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

I think we can all agree this season of SNL leaves something to be desired. The best sketch that SNL managed to shart out was cut this past week, which is a shame as it was an uncomfortable, funny, ballsy skit about Ferguson. Just another example of SNL showing bad judgment. Grow a pair!!!

 

 

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads in Rare Video Shot in 1981

On a promotion tour for Diary of a Madmen. Shot at the Palladium which are now NYU dorms (BLASPHEMY). Ozzy was so coherent then. Still immobile on stage, but who cares. It’s Randy F’ing Rhoads with him. The concert goes to about the 12:12 mark whereas then some more weird Ozzy and Randy clips play. Not unwelcome, just wish I saw more of the concert. Guess someone taped over their live performacne by accident. (This is why you always keep spare VHS’!!!)

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

What in the name of toddlers and tiaras did I just watch.

RHONJ convict Teresa Giudice reportedly laid out 10k despite bankruptcy issues and a looming jail sentence for this piece of shit. Obviously Teresa understands that the world needs to sexualize more children.

Teresa, look at Mama June because that is your future. Make sure you have the brain bleach and hankies ready. You will need the latter for when you crawl into a fetal position and weep for humanity.

Special surprise cameo at the end by the greatest star to come out of the Real Housewives franchise to date.

Prepare To Get Your Heart Broken By Yellow Yarn [VIDEO]

This was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. It’s a video by James (remember them? BUT SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE’S ON TOP)

Like all drunken college things, they appeared to have grown up and become aware of their mortality, hiring the amazing Ainslie Henderson to create something for their video. The result? Heartbreaking.
Did I mention the yarn?

 

Moving On from ainslie henderson on Vimeo.