WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

What in the name of toddlers and tiaras did I just watch.

RHONJ convict Teresa Giudice reportedly laid out 10k despite bankruptcy issues and a looming jail sentence for this piece of shit. Obviously Teresa understands that the world needs to sexualize more children.

Teresa, look at Mama June because that is your future. Make sure you have the brain bleach and hankies ready. You will need the latter for when you crawl into a fetal position and weep for humanity.

Special surprise cameo at the end by the greatest star to come out of the Real Housewives franchise to date.